Hey! Here's a Thought For the Day!..
2/21/2023 10:53 pm
At a Friends House, Rocky Ford, CO
I'm the worlds worst fucking 37 yr old stoner, ever. Why? - you ask?
Well, here's an example in the form of another "why" question:
"Why, is a 37 year old man, stoned as shit, walking on his tippy-toes to get a glass of milk? Why is the 37 year old man
mumbling this to himself, while thinking this to himself, as he's tip-toeing around the kitchen, when.."
Suddenly, in an extreme moment of conciousness, the completely baked out-of-his-goddamn-gored 37 year old man achieves prophetic awareness of his environment...
"I'm in a kitchen. It's not mine." the worthless 37 year old man mumbles to himself. "The ball is in my court! There's the fridge... Move...Slowly..."
Approaching the fridge, the floorboards start to crack. "FUCK!", - whispered the worthless and stoned 37 year old sack of shit to himself...
"I knew it was there! Why? God...G-DAMMIT!" the self-inflicted nagging voices slobbering upwards in a chilled, breath-like
caution; normally this atheistic display towards a Kennedy-esque last refuge is reserved strictly for Royalty, the wealthy and powerful, and the gays. Not common amongst the likings of a goddamn 37 year old piss-ass pothead piece of shit sorry excuse for a man!
Anyways, the weed wore off by the time that no-good, god-awful, filthy, ugly, unstable and violently STONED 37 year old menace pretending to be a man... could finish typing.